Donde esta hillku?

Girlku and Gayku
Traveling, moving. Whatevs.
Why you so lazy?

Needs assessment

Hot girlfriend, tools - check
Straight porn, truck, baggy clothes - check
Use of "dude", "bro" - check

Ref: Gay Boyfriend (Youtube)

Disturbing coffee experiences

Dear God, what are those?
Children, you say? That's a word
that I've never heard.

Ref: Joe Bar, Children, CHS

There will be no Second Coming

Oh my sweet Jesus
Nobody nominate us!
Once was quite enough.

Ref: Metroblogging Seattle