Ski masks and blood and knives, oh my!

It's beautiful out.
But, who knows what lies in wait.
Why you so timid?

Ref: Friday the 13th

Hope they're in a better place

Front wheel, back wheel, seat,
handle bars - check, check, check, check.
Left pedal - and check!

Maybe it's...

...all the recent Balls,
but this Slog post sounds dirty.
This is private stuff.

Ref: Slog

This could be a problem

Pepsi can, Dick's wrap
Condom wrapper, rubber glove
Baby Talk tear out?!

Keep it protected

Ricin don't scare me
Stealing my Bailey Coy card?
Stay the hell away

Ref: photo by RB

Has City Limits reached her limits?

Heard through the grapevine
City has been on a plane
For nearly 4 days

Ref: Aaron Koblin (art)

Don't go into the light

Sun set before 5.
Runners, wear your safety lights.
But don't blind me, please.

hillku dot com

Our hillkus are short
Our URL should be too
Update those links kids!

Ref: www.hillku.com

Kids vs. Raves

Basket mystery
Evidence of Hill children?
Or a lost raver?

Oh, girl...

Girl! You lost your hair!
It ain't cute, but now you're just
a boy in a dress.

Hillcats

Next 'hood blog idea
Cap Hill lol cats with no lol
Audience of one

Update: Added image of lolcat. Thanks, Anon!

A true diva must have her own line

From fair Seattle
To foggy San Francisco
Girl has no limits

Note: Thanks to Mary Gertrude for the photo.

I think I'd rather step in dog poo

Good morning sunshine!
Sweet, a chair at the bus stop!
With blood pool below

Ref: Slog?

Pride's happy ending

Pride ain't done just yet.
Missed connections, missed hookups.
It's still not too late.

Ref: Seattle Craigslist

Hillku's greatest achievement

Not beating squirrels
But getting Steve Scher to say
"Why gays such lushes?"

Ref: Hillku on Weekday