Ready to pounce

Victrola, batts low
I'm one of those lame people
Hunting for outlets

2- 4- 6- 8... Oh, forget it.

Starbucks barista
told me I looked like a male
cheerleader. Um... Thanks?

Ref: Go Spartans!, Urban def

"I took one item" (out of 25)

A Hill gal's worst fear:
Crossroads judging your used clothes.
Solution? Pre-screen.

Ref: Crossroads (Yelp)