Overheard on Boylston

"How is it going?"
"It's okay. My mom has breast
cancer." "I'm sorry."

Ref: Komen

Safe(st) sex

World's largest condom
Keeps away all STDs
And sex partners too.

Just a little prick

Hillku loves word play
And loves the gays even more
(Wish we thought of this...)

Ref: homohealth.org

You know what they say about guys with big smoothies...

Gym dudes with smoothies!
Thigh-sized recovery drink:
So much Styrofoam!

Found: laundry room stash

You stopped stop smoking :(
Come back, chew the gum, breathe, live!
Why you buy so much?