Boots without the fur

My feet were freezing
But not as much as this guy's
Hope his socks are warm

Ref: Docs are back!

Try to top this sale!

Pick up cheap bottoms!
Skinny, boot-cut, straight-cut, flared
Match with a cute top

A true diva must have her own line

From fair Seattle
To foggy San Francisco
Girl has no limits

Note: Thanks to Mary Gertrude for the photo.

Summer's other hottest accessory

We wanted to win
"Disable those damn cookies!"
And for what? For this?

Ref: Summer's Hottest Accessory, CHS Happy Hour, Inspiration

But do they come in a deep V?

90's tween nightmare:
Had a Hypercolor T
Mom washed it in hot

Ref: American Apparel's Thermochromatic

My chest is no place for this face

If you ever see
me wearing Chris Walken on
my chest, please kill me.

Ref: Urban Outfitters, Christopher Walken

Pretty sure the guy wearing this shirt was a werewolf, too

Extra credit points
If you can spot a Hillster
In a better T.

Ref: Willow & Oz dialogue

Hot Secret Topic

The teen inside me
Still covets hot pink fishnets,
A black skull hoodie.

Red: I don't want these

Vending enjoyment

Starbursts and Kit-Kats
won't liven up my life like
little sombreros.

Ref: Cha

Neighborhood shopping

Model fits in bag?
High-waist gold lame hot pants?
Ok, we get it.

Ref: American Apparel, The Onion