Foie Blah

"But it tastes so good!!"
So does Honey Hole. Go there.
Drinks, not duck liver.

Ref: NARN protest blog, CHS

Just one please?

Kitties all around!
Would anybody notice
If I took one home?

Lovefest

Lesbians loving
gays, loving lesb'ans, loving
gays, loving dogs. Hm.

Re: Bottleneck Lounge

I lied when I told City there were no bugs in Seattle

Past two nights sleeping
Flippin' skeeters woke me up!
Why you in my ear?

Back it up

I wouldn't be upset
if this cat go run over,
but Final A. would.

Ref: I Hate Cats

Signs that curb vandals

Animal abuse
has many forms. Graffiti
broke the camel's back.

Ban smoking

Would you like it if
your tub were used as ashtray?
CapHill dirty birds.

Who would win in a fight: Cock or Crow?

Early morning crows:
loud ca-caws to greet the sun.
Why you so damn loud?

Ref: Love crows?

The Grass Menagerie

Hey cow on toaster
and Donny Darko bunny:
Stop creeping me out!

That said, I make a lot of baby hats

My cat is, like, 3
And poops, pees, bathes on her own.
Take that you breeders!

The plane was undamaged; Coyote dead

Blame suburban sprawl!
Better yet, blame coyotes
for just standing there.

Ref: Seattle Times

We'll show you something fierce

Hillku's not a prude
But coyotes are trash-ay.
Wait, is that Tyra?

Ref: Vote Hillku

Why do you hate pets?

Voting coyotes
is voting for death to pets.
Do you hate an'mals?

Ref: Vote Hillku, Slog, Times, West Seattle, Metro

Coyotes make a mess, too

Scoop laws: remove poop.
Stinky, squishy, nasty stuff.
Keep neighb's driveway clean.

Ref: It's the law, apostrophe abuse, passive aggressive notes, red pen

Vote Hillku because coyotes eat your cats and defecate in your driveway.

Olive flea market fright

Still having nightmares.
Pretty sure these cats are vamps.
Paging David Lynch!

Offspring of the urban chicken movement

Do you like your tags
scrambled or sunny-side-up?
Or with rancheros?

Ref: Seattle Urban Farm Co

Halloween Horror

My heart is broken
Feline friend: once seen, now lost.
Here kitty kitty.

Ref: Monique on Hillku

Tie them up!

Loose cats get eaten.
Don't let the ones you love roam.
Friends don't let friends die.

Ref: Dan Savage, Final Answer, Watch out

Found in the heart!

Hey fool, it's raining!
Did you make it back, Monique?
You were far from home.