On being a twit

The hell is Twitter?
And why you, JSeattle,
plagiarizing me?

Ref: JSeattle

Shamu, I miss you

I just returned from
warm, sunny San Diego.
SEA, why you so cold?

Another one bites the dust

Seems to be upswing
in decapitated signs.
Why you be knocked down?

Ref: Hillku

I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes

No Parking? Blind Drive?
Yield to Pedestrians? Stop?
What you used to say?

Mind the gap

It looks like Summit
used to be covered in brick.
Why you all torn up?

Why you kill any tree?

Final, a better
solution/resolution:
pot and grow your tree!

Ref: DIY

Oh, no she didn't

What's wrong with the world?
Bitch, please, why you drug the gays?
Ku'll rally and crawl.

Ref: the story, the letter

As seen in VT

Subarus, Audis
Only cars braving our hill
Why you so Vermont?

Ref: www.asseeninvt.com

What most call "snow" we call "storm"

Cars crashing, smashing.
People slip, slide, falling down.
Why you snow covered?

Ref: Fox

Vote Jamie Pedersen!

Kind of lame mailer
and you're running unopposed.
Why you waste money?

Ref: People for Pedersen

Six people do not fit in a Hopvine booth

Pleasant game of cards
Until City spills my beer.
Why you so sticky?

I'll Zaw you Matt Muller!

Puny, little blog.
Hillku is not media.
Why you alert us?

Olive Garden guests
think Palin's pres nominee?
Why our country dumb?

Ref: Hotmail ad

Donde esta hillku?

Girlku and Gayku
Traveling, moving. Whatevs.
Why you so lazy?

Pick me up!

Thai food lines the bar:
waiting to go, be eaten.
Why you getting cold?

Where's my Mega Millions?

Each morn I'd look at
Denny lott'ry sign. No more!
Why you go, Mega?

Ref: Mega

My succulent exploded

My lil succulent
Straining to see Blue Angels
Why you grow that way?

What's the buzzing outside my window?

Is CapHill really
Game Show Net's target market?
Why you fly so loud?

Ref: GSN Catch 21

Morning after

Seeking nutrients
and a splash of liquor, too.
Why gays such lushes?

Ref: Linda's revives

Thirsty?

Super Bowl, nothing!
QFC stocks up for Pride.
Why you not drunk yet?