2- 4- 6- 8... Oh, forget it.

Starbucks barista
told me I looked like a male
cheerleader. Um... Thanks?

Ref: Go Spartans!, Urban def

The newest hillku-er

Words tart as cranb'rry,
snark b'yond compare. New ku-er:
Ms. Final Answer.

Ref: Toothpaste for dinner

Slobs

A friend spent the night,
left a message in our dust.
How gross. Time to clean?

I *heart* CapHill

Tucson is nice, but

I'm a true CapHillgotist.

Walk score - ninety four.

Ref: PI's CH, Walk