What do you do if you forgot your U-Pass and wallet at home?

A. Walk in the rain
B. Beg for driver's mercy
C. Scrounge for two bucks

Beauty lost

Six pointed stars fall.
Once a special, unique sight.
Now, everyday plague.

Aftermath

Grimy pile of snow
Two weeks of rain, balmy temps
How do you survive?

Oh, no she didn't

What's wrong with the world?
Bitch, please, why you drug the gays?
Ku'll rally and crawl.

Ref: the story, the letter

Make it stop

Heard this song today
Considered drowning myself
In my bowl of pho

Ref: The Christmas Shoes (wiki)

Is it June yet?

The sun is out now.
But whenever I step out
it returns to rain.

Ready to pounce

Victrola, batts low
I'm one of those lame people
Hunting for outlets

A passive aggressive note to my apartment manager

Radiator heat
I'd love your warmth, clankiness
If you would just work

No one cares about your cocktail party, sir

Dear Man on the 12:
I could yell in my phone too
BUT I DON'T. SHUT UP!

Ref: Every Person in New York (image)

Lightrail, so far away

These batteries will
expire before CapHill
lightrail is ready.

Ref: Ku, Lightrail CapHill

No Dentist > June Dentist > December Dentist

June dental visit
7AM Broadway stroll
Will be dark next time

Who has tweezers?

Thorns in my pathway.
Thorns in my shin and my thigh.
Thorns, you can suck it.

I lied when I told City there were no bugs in Seattle

Past two nights sleeping
Flippin' skeeters woke me up!
Why you in my ear?

What if the world were covered in hyperlinks?

"Oh m'god! Look at me!
I have a blog! And Sharpee!
And I vandalize!"

Denny ain't that big

Boy took 8 one stop:
up Denny. Fuck'ng walk, lazy.
Didn't ev'n thank driver.