Speaking of gays...

Tony nom'nations.
Which gay bar'll host the party?
Show tunes, beer: heaven.

Ref: Tonys, Brendan Kiley

Sexy and ridiculous

With mariticide
and a little penis, too:
suppliant women.

Ref: Balagan Theatre, Big Love, Charles Mee, The Stranger

Will you: a) see, b) be seen, or c) freeze?

Are we not going
because we're too hip to care
or didn't get tix?

Ref: Belmont, Belmont, Belmont, Belmont

Bret's back

Exciting year, eh?
MovÉd, new art director!
Annex has the bones.

Ref: Annex Theatre, Brendan Kiley

Another one doesn't bite the dust

Boxes mov'd, prim'd and
painted, next season announc'd!
The fittest survive!

Ref: Annex Theatre, Season begins next month, Slog, Brendan Kiley, Brendan Kiley, Brendan Kiley