Corridor clippers

Aveda trainees
So mysterious in black
So much I can't see

"I took one item" (out of 25)

A Hill gal's worst fear:
Crossroads judging your used clothes.
Solution? Pre-screen.

Ref: Crossroads (Yelp)

Obama wins the hot pants endorsement

Screw the Kennedys
and dorky sailing loafers.
Great style always wins.

Ref: American Apparel Endorsements

1 Place, 2 Kus

The collective weight
of all its inhabitants
is ninety-six pounds.

Cute little moped:
loudest damn machine on Hill.
Why you no muffler?

You can take the Hill out of Seattle, but...

When was the last time
you saw a Hillster in these?
That's so '94.

Ref: Singles

Pots of gold all over CapHill

CapHill loves its gays.
Am'zon loves its gays, too. But,
do gays love their bling?

Ref: PS Business Journal, Amazon, Citizen Rain
Photo: Final Answer

My butt hurts

Protesters beaten
down not by closed, but no ears.
Pain leads to ap'thy.

Ref: Got Protest?, Buy it

Zero Zero

Zero Zero Hair:

buzz, cut, trim, wash, massage, style.

Henry makes you hot.