What's in a name?

C.C. Attle's or
the Men's Room or Verandah
or Cadillac Grill?

Ref: Pic of sign

Will we see you tomorrow?

What better way to
show community support
than with a cold drink?

Ref: Crawl

Oh, no she didn't

What's wrong with the world?
Bitch, please, why you drug the gays?
Ku'll rally and crawl.

Ref: the story, the letter

Bear paths

Bears might be hairy
But their sidewalks are clear, smooth
Heart you Cuff Complex!

Dedupe your list!

An indicator
of how gay a person is -
number of postcards?

Ref: Lifelong

Bingo Review

Proceeds for park - Plus.
Prizes: bar supplies, drinks - Plus.
Giggles and Mark - Plus.

Ref: Cafe Met, New Park

If the gays want to be black women, the hipsters want to be the gays

Katy Perry knows
all hipsters envy the gays.
She must hang on Hill.

Ref: Katy Perry

Pride's happy ending

Pride ain't done just yet.
Missed connections, missed hookups.
It's still not too late.

Ref: Seattle Craigslist

Woof to Thor

Gay viking and dog!
It may not be a float, but
it may be the best.

Ref: Gay Pride Parade Floats

Morning after

Seeking nutrients
and a splash of liquor, too.
Why gays such lushes?

Ref: Linda's revives

The gays may be kings
of pop culture references,
but classics elude.

Ref: Happy Pride

Lovefest

Lesbians loving
gays, loving lesb'ans, loving
gays, loving dogs. Hm.

Re: Bottleneck Lounge

Front side boneless

Cartoon speech bubbles
are funniest when they don't
make much sense. Penis?

Ref: Bimbo's bathroom

Thirsty?

Super Bowl, nothing!
QFC stocks up for Pride.
Why you not drunk yet?

Did Hell just freeze over? Can pigs now fly?

Gay marriage for all!
Wait... just MA and CA, not WA.
Gay marriage for some!

Ref: Slog, CNN, SFGate

Ride it hard

His and his cycles?
Romance on the Hill ain't dead.
Where d'I register?

Ref: Fashion, Function, Border Riders

Speaking of gays...

Tony nom'nations.
Which gay bar'll host the party?
Show tunes, beer: heaven.

Ref: Tonys, Brendan Kiley

Needs assessment

Hot girlfriend, tools - check
Straight porn, truck, baggy clothes - check
Use of "dude", "bro" - check

Ref: Gay Boyfriend (Youtube)

They can take our bars, but they will never take our porn

What is a gay bar
if you take away the porn?
Sad little sports bar?

Ref: Stranger, Eagles, RPlace

All quiet on the western front

Sticks and stones and names
will break my bones, and yours, too.
Shh. Day of silence.

Ref: Day of Silence