Gayku vs. Girlku

Elite or Bus Stop:
Which is most sexually
urban on Olive?

Ref: Elite, Bus Stop

Burritos as big as our jeans

We used to be cool.
Then we won a contest -- now,
We don't have to try.

Ref: CHS

1 in 10 Americans has a blog; 90% live on Capitol Hill

Cha Cha Linda's Cha
Cha skinny jeans Linda's Cha
Linda's Cha Cha red

Ref: cap to the hill, Photobucket (pic), New York Times (blog prevalence)

We appreciate the support, but can't handle the stress

Like Mitt, we do this
for the country: Don't vote Ku.
Let someone new win.

Ref: MetBlogs, CHS

There will be no Second Coming

Oh my sweet Jesus
Nobody nominate us!
Once was quite enough.

Ref: Metroblogging Seattle

We'll ask you things we know

Host Uncle Vinny
stumped us with World of Warcraft
but not David Lynch.

Note: Hillku hosts Hopvine Trivia on Tuesday, February 26.

Ref: CHS Forum (Topic: Hopvine Trivia), Wikipedia (WoW)

Victorious!

We are proud to be
your next president. Oh, wait...
Huh? What did we win?

Ref: CHS Tourney

The plane was undamaged; Coyote dead

Blame suburban sprawl!
Better yet, blame coyotes
for just standing there.

Ref: Seattle Times

We'll show you something fierce

Hillku's not a prude
But coyotes are trash-ay.
Wait, is that Tyra?

Ref: Vote Hillku

Why do you hate pets?

Voting coyotes
is voting for death to pets.
Do you hate an'mals?

Ref: Vote Hillku, Slog, Times, West Seattle, Metro

Coyotes make a mess, too

Scoop laws: remove poop.
Stinky, squishy, nasty stuff.
Keep neighb's driveway clean.

Ref: It's the law, apostrophe abuse, passive aggressive notes, red pen

Vote Hillku because coyotes eat your cats and defecate in your driveway.

Homeku: Hypothetical hillku endorsement

Barack Obama
Surely would endorse hillku
If we had asked him

Ref: CHS Tourney 2007, Uncle Vinny

Triumph over evil

Thanks Seattle, Slog,

J and/or K. You make us

feel fuzzy inside.

Ref: Down with squirrels!

I can has win tounament

This ain't Iowa
No politics of hope, change
Just really cute cats

Ref: Vote for Hillku on CHS, I Can Has Cheezburger

Bush-y tails are dead meat

The gloves have come off!
Don't let their cute tails fool you
Squirrels: Worse Than Bush.

Ref: Hillku wins!, Squirrel Defamation League's top 10 reasons why all squirrels must die

We've already hired a campaign manager

Hillku loves the gays!
But we also like to win.
Moral dilemma.

Ref: CHS Tourney 2007, Hillku loves the gays so much it hurts

Hillku4ever

Cap Hill J was right!
Fame, Flattery, Fortunes, Fraud!
Now we're just the First.

Ref: CHS, PI Haiku Headlines

Broadway vs. Colfax

A Cap Hill rival!
Denver=capitol (big deal)
Seattle=hill (big)

Ref: NYT, Wikipedia

The heart has been found!

Johnny Rigor, he's
our man - calculator mind,
and urban skill'd hand.

The Hearts of Capitol Hill:
Geographic Center is at 14th Ave E and E Valley St
Weighted for density, the center is 11th Ave E and E Republican St

Ref: Hard work

The heart of CapHill?

Prove mathmatical
AND the density center.
Compare and contrast.

Note: If you can find either center, show us how and we'll dedicate a Ku to you. be sure to include the visual.

Snaps: to Wonderfollower for creating this map for us!

Ref: Discussion