Har har

Is there any way
to pass by this and not think,
"Someone spilled the beans"?

Ref: B & O Espresso (via Yelp)

Food of the gods

Half priced Apricot:
Most delicious ambrosia.
Nausea today.

Ref: Chapel

Beer belly = beer baby?

Hey little Buddy,
Your momma left you outside!
Why you so boxy?

There will be no Second Coming

Oh my sweet Jesus
Nobody nominate us!
Once was quite enough.

Ref: Metroblogging Seattle

Smile for the camera

When I go to Golds,
I think "who gets a photo"?
All sweaty, nasty.

Ref: Golds Gym, Apple iSight

Who needs artsy neighbors?

Demolish the art.
Build 40 units, parking.
Voice your opinion.

Ref: Feb 6 at 8pm, Urbnlivn

Tip by Wonderfollower

Forecast calls for snow, Metro breakdown

Maybe if I wait
for tomorrow's bus right now
I'll make it on time.

Ref: Metro Service During Adverse Weather, Weather Underground

Whores and sailors

CapHill clientèle
may be sordid kind of crew,
but our boys are hot.

Ref: BottleNeck Lounge

We'll ask you things we know

Host Uncle Vinny
stumped us with World of Warcraft
but not David Lynch.

Note: Hillku hosts Hopvine Trivia on Tuesday, February 26.

Ref: CHS Forum (Topic: Hopvine Trivia), Wikipedia (WoW)

"We'd tell them what to do with the pole"

Would Mike Huckabee
defend the rainbow flag, too?
Careful with your words...

Ref: AmericaBLOG

Relatively cold

Twenty-five degrees!
Vermont: balmy winter day.
Seattle: death freeze.

Ref: Weather Underground

Bears are the new black

New target demo
Bears have big paychecks, big girth.
Extra smalls for cubs?

Ref: Colossal Clothing, Marketplace (NPR)

The Grass Menagerie

Hey cow on toaster
and Donny Darko bunny:
Stop creeping me out!

Recurring theme

If I had to climb
'tween 12th/13th everyday
I might give up too.

Ref: 27 Club, Postal Service (Subpop), How many syllables

Cake makes the world better

I think the Stranger
would always be better if
it came with free cake.

Ref: the Stranger, Johnny Cupcakes

Photo: 15th is far...

Street Quieting

Justice League's Hawkman
helps slow down drivers at li'l
rotaries. Go slow!

Ref: Slow Please

Off-Broadway Child Care

Bring your hipster tots!
Pre-emo for your preemies.
Field trips to Pike/Pine

Be still my Hjarta!

Evil Luxe Lumen
Dwelled in his Epic Domaine
Veering at the Parc.

Ref: The Onion, Chicagoist, Urbnlivn

T & A Exchange

Hillku prefers boys:
But we'll put up with this/these
for some sun and sand.

Ref: SpringBreak.com

Pimp E - Gay Rap (Hell Nah)

He's gay, it's okay.
Gays and straights can nicely play.
Hay, communit-AY.

Ref: It’s not all bashings

Fill the void

Remember crayons?
Ironic blast from the past?
Help build the jugg'rnaut.

Ref: The Great Crayon Experiment

Very future transportation alternatives

Zigzag fix: '09.
Light rail operates: '16.
Why you all take long?

Ref: Seattlest

That said, I make a lot of baby hats

My cat is, like, 3
And poops, pees, bathes on her own.
Take that you breeders!

Are the crepes and subs cute too?

Current cutest block:
A typewriter repair (?) shop
makes me want to faint.

Is it libracy or piracy?

Put on hold online.
Brought to CapHill local branch.
Who needs Amazon?

Ref: Seattle Public Library, Amazon

All Summer in a Day

Dear, God, what is that?
Should we fear, love, hate, eat it?
Why you hurt my eyes?

Ref: All Summer in a Day, All Summer in a Day

GEOG 101: Find your precinct

Where do the Dems go?
Find your pad in 43rd
Match with caucus site

Ref: Hillku, Metblogs

Not a CD, not a CD

You tricked me again!
Once a Hill parking meter
Why you even there?

The name game

Companions. Partners.
Boy/girlfriends. SSDPs.
What about love-ahs?

All locks and no bikes

Fooled once, shame on you.
Fooled twice, double shame on me.
Fooled thrice, *fill in blank*.

To the unattended paper bag next to me on the bus:

Truly suspicious
I didn't say anything.
Please don't explode, kay?

Ref: Seattle Metro Safety Information

Victorious!

We are proud to be
your next president. Oh, wait...
Huh? What did we win?

Ref: CHS Tourney

Watch out for cookies and spam!

Cyber takeover:
Online communities meet
offline at same time.

Ref: Slog, CHS, Metblogs, Anyone else?

The plane was undamaged; Coyote dead

Blame suburban sprawl!
Better yet, blame coyotes
for just standing there.

Ref: Seattle Times

Fashion with a bite. Oh, dear.

MP3 taser
provides safety and music.
This can not be good.

Ref: Arizona Republic, LA Times, Taser

Maybe I'll vote Rep since they tell me where to go...

Know where to caucus?
Use King County Reps web tool.
You in our precinct?

Ref: KCGOP's web tool, WADEMs don't have the tool ready

We'll show you something fierce

Hillku's not a prude
But coyotes are trash-ay.
Wait, is that Tyra?

Ref: Vote Hillku

Six loonies too many!

Canada was cold.
But it lacked bars or strong drinks!
Ran straight to Hopvine

Ref: Weather Underground

Caucus or Primary?

WA: you can do both.
For Dems, only caucus counts.
Every vote don't count.

Ref: WA FAQ, Times, WA Dems, Democracy for WA

Save the Date: caucus on Feb 9, primary on Feb 19.

Pre-happy hour inquiry

This is the whole site
Screw the flashy flash java
Awesomely concise

Ref: Sun Liquor

Cars vs. Creeps

Ran in street tonight
Felt safer there, dodging cars
Than on dark sidewalks

Ref: Seattle Times, Slog, CHS, Project Gutenberg (image)

Why do you hate pets?

Voting coyotes
is voting for death to pets.
Do you hate an'mals?

Ref: Vote Hillku, Slog, Times, West Seattle, Metro

Coyotes make a mess, too

Scoop laws: remove poop.
Stinky, squishy, nasty stuff.
Keep neighb's driveway clean.

Ref: It's the law, apostrophe abuse, passive aggressive notes, red pen

Vote Hillku because coyotes eat your cats and defecate in your driveway.